Fensisbest is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, annoying manatee.

Fensisbest created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fensisbest, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fensisbest, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fensisbest's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fensisbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.