Bapcinbod is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy dugong.

Bapcinbod created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapcinbod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bapcinbod, she will destroy your home solar system.

Bapcinbod's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bapcinbod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Never wear purple coats.

3. Never jump near doves.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.