Xucbifweg is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, impressive crow.

Xucbifweg created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucbifweg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xucbifweg, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Xucbifweg's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Xucbifweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must pray to Xucbifweg nine times a day.