Tonk is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, charitable hare.

Tonk created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonk, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tonk, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tonk's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tonk's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.