Tafhugbam Mipmipdun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish scorpion.

Tafhugbam Mipmipdun created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafhugbam Mipmipdun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tafhugbam Mipmipdun, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tafhugbam Mipmipdun's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tafhugbam Mipmipdun's Holy Commandments

1. Tafhugbam Mipmipdun loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Erect nine lead sculptures of Tafhugbam Mipmipdun on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about stars.