Pibcin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise tortoise.

Pibcin created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibcin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pibcin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pibcin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Pibcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near turtles.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pibcin.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always obey Pibcin's priests.