Larndodrip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, emotional parrot.

Larndodrip created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Larndodrip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Larndodrip, it will turn you into a rat.

Larndodrip's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Larndodrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Worship no other gods but Larndodrip.