Tenzangig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, tiresome tapir.

Tenzangig created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenzangig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tenzangig, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tenzangig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tenzangig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sharks.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Tenzangig loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Tenzangig loves frogs, so they must be honoured.