Gofgabbon is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful fly.

Gofgabbon created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofgabbon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gofgabbon, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gofgabbon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gofgabbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.