Soglitxuckdud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome deer.

Soglitxuckdud created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Soglitxuckdud, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Soglitxuckdud, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Soglitxuckdud's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Soglitxuckdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the north.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Soglitxuckdud on top of all buildings.