Wit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wit created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wit, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Wit's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must love Wit.