Mumdussrow is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, stupid walrus.

Mumdussrow created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumdussrow, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mumdussrow, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mumdussrow's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Mumdussrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. You must love Mumdussrow.

3. Erect eight gold sculptures of Mumdussrow on top of important buildings.

4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

5. Do not make images of living things.