Wiglakfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, slow eagle.

Wiglakfeb created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiglakfeb, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wiglakfeb, it will have a low opinion of you.

Wiglakfeb's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Wiglakfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wiglakfeb.