Cimzimnan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, prudent troll.

Cimzimnan created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimzimnan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cimzimnan, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cimzimnan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cimzimnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Never feed spinach to geese while wearing red kilts.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never play with disobedient children.