Himsakpagtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish gorilla.

Himsakpagtarg created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himsakpagtarg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Himsakpagtarg, it will turn you into a mole.

Himsakpagtarg's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Himsakpagtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to music.