Gemnelfenfom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, charitable salamander.

Gemnelfenfom created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemnelfenfom, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gemnelfenfom, he will turn you into a dog.

Gemnelfenfom's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gemnelfenfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must love Gemnelfenfom.

5. Do not eat grapes.