Lapwabdossbep is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent toad.

Lapwabdossbep created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lapwabdossbep, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lapwabdossbep, it will cry a lot.

Lapwabdossbep's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Lapwabdossbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Worship no other gods but Lapwabdossbep.

3. Never sit near foxes.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.