Nadbigfar is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, passionate cat.

Nadbigfar created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadbigfar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nadbigfar, she will turn you into a slug.

Nadbigfar's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nadbigfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not wear red clothing.