Bestbomhivbotcarpog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, intelligent dragon.

Bestbomhivbotcarpog created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Bestbomhivbotcarpog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bestbomhivbotcarpog, it will destroy your home planet.

Bestbomhivbotcarpog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bestbomhivbotcarpog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bestbomhivbotcarpog on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not eat peas.