Dudmigrak Pinrotyattrowcumgunbot is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured sheep.

Dudmigrak Pinrotyattrowcumgunbot created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudmigrak Pinrotyattrowcumgunbot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dudmigrak Pinrotyattrowcumgunbot, he will send you a sign.

Dudmigrak Pinrotyattrowcumgunbot's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dudmigrak Pinrotyattrowcumgunbot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dudmigrak Pinrotyattrowcumgunbot first in all things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never feed onions to birds while wearing green jumpers.
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