Didtargsatdubteen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate centaur.

Didtargsatdubteen created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Didtargsatdubteen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Didtargsatdubteen, he will turn you into a dog.

Didtargsatdubteen's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Didtargsatdubteen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown whales, for they are unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always obey Didtargsatdubteen's priests.