Lipdimnan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, omniscient whale.

Lipdimnan created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipdimnan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lipdimnan, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Lipdimnan's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Lipdimnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

4. Lipdimnan loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about fire.