Bissbemlarn is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, grumpy
hedgehog.
Bissbemlarn created bats six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bissbemlarn, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Bissbemlarn, he will not care at all.
Bissbemlarn's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Bissbemlarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Do not stand on grass.