Mabflysom is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, boastful coyote.

Mabflysom created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabflysom, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mabflysom, she will send minions to preach to you.

Mabflysom's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Mabflysom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never jump in the presence of voles.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.