Wighomcibboss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying shark.

Wighomcibboss created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wighomcibboss, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wighomcibboss, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wighomcibboss' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Wighomcibboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Do not take Wighomcibboss' name in vain.