Taddosswonlamjiggovdimben
is a god.
He takes the form of a small, emotional
spider
.
Taddosswonlamjiggovdimben
created time and space twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Taddosswonlamjiggovdimben
, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Taddosswonlamjiggovdimben
, he will turn you into a plant.
Taddosswonlamjiggovdimben's
most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Taddosswonlamjiggovdimben's Holy Commandments
1. Do not dye your hair brown.
2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Never mention rats.
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