Stergeptarp is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, omnipotent frog.

Stergeptarp created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stergeptarp, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stergeptarp, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Stergeptarp's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Stergeptarp's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight goats approach from the west.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect four nickel sculptures of Stergeptarp on top of important buildings.