Stergeptarp is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, omnipotent
frog.
Stergeptarp created viruses nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stergeptarp, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Stergeptarp, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Stergeptarp's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Stergeptarp's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if eight goats approach from the west.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Erect four nickel sculptures of Stergeptarp on top of important buildings.