Zodjapfut is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, clever horse.

Zodjapfut created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodjapfut, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zodjapfut, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zodjapfut's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Zodjapfut's Holy Commandments

1. Zodjapfut loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zodjapfut.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.