Cabhotont is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, clever
giraffe.
Cabhotont created a down quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Cabhotont, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Cabhotont, it will turn you into a tree.
Cabhotont's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Cabhotont's Holy Commandments1. Always treat snakes with great respect.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never paint your head green.