Nardanleg is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic swallow.

Nardanleg created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nardanleg, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nardanleg, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nardanleg's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nardanleg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nardanleg eight times a day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nardanleg.