Poghitwapjip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-knowing butterfly.

Poghitwapjip created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poghitwapjip, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Poghitwapjip, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Poghitwapjip's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Poghitwapjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Poghitwapjip loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never talk about grasshopers.

5. Do not take Poghitwapjip's name in vain.