Yatlarg Badartgub Vid is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, cheerful eagle.

Yatlarg Badartgub Vid created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatlarg Badartgub Vid, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yatlarg Badartgub Vid, she will turn you into a snail.

Yatlarg Badartgub Vid's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yatlarg Badartgub Vid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.