Litbabcip is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonourable cobra.

Litbabcip created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Litbabcip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Litbabcip, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Litbabcip's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Litbabcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. You must pray to Litbabcip seven times a day.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.