Begquartduss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast cobra.

Begquartduss created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Begquartduss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Begquartduss, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Begquartduss' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Begquartduss' Holy Commandments

1. Begquartduss must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Never sing in the presence of monkeys.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Begquartduss.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.