Sitxennill is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, overgenerous skunk.

Sitxennill created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Sitxennill, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sitxennill, it will not invite you to parties.

Sitxennill's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sitxennill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Never think ill of sick badgers.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Always wear red.

5. Never bounce in the presence of whales.