Dappidgud is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic manatee.

Dappidgud created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Dappidgud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dappidgud, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dappidgud's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dappidgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not take Dappidgud's name in vain.