Citbimont is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage swallow.

Citbimont created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citbimont, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Citbimont, he will ignore you.

Citbimont's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Citbimont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Citbimont must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not stand on grass.