Binfadnel is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, able guinea pig.

Binfadnel created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binfadnel, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Binfadnel, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Binfadnel's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Binfadnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Always help sick manatees.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. You must never eat onions.