Kabgumbinfid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, kind lion.

Kabgumbinfid created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Kabgumbinfid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kabgumbinfid, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Kabgumbinfid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Kabgumbinfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never wear mauve shorts.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.