Langumdid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional beaver.

Langumdid created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Langumdid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Langumdid, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Langumdid's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Langumdid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Put Langumdid first in all things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not kill moths.