Bagvagbep is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, emotional ferret.

Bagvagbep created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Bagvagbep, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bagvagbep, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bagvagbep's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bagvagbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. You must pray to Bagvagbep three times a day.

4. Always treat swans with great respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.