Sigyimpopstragteengil is a god.

She takes the form of a small, compassionate rat.

Sigyimpopstragteengil created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigyimpopstragteengil, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sigyimpopstragteengil, she will be very sad.

Sigyimpopstragteengil's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sigyimpopstragteengil's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sigyimpopstragteengil's priests.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Retreat if five mites approach from the west.

5. Do not hurt turtles.