Bagmidnurl Bundadbassbossquatcunbest is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient salamander.

Bagmidnurl Bundadbassbossquatcunbest created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagmidnurl Bundadbassbossquatcunbest, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bagmidnurl Bundadbassbossquatcunbest, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bagmidnurl Bundadbassbossquatcunbest's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bagmidnurl Bundadbassbossquatcunbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about planets.