Zodlakjab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, strong warg.

Zodlakjab created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodlakjab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zodlakjab, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Zodlakjab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Zodlakjab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Hide if nine dolphins approach from the north.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never hurt shrews.