Lopdinhit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing badger.

Lopdinhit created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopdinhit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lopdinhit, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Lopdinhit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Lopdinhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Lopdinhit's priests.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Never skip in holy places.