Fidnurtcarquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able swan.

Fidnurtcarquaf created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidnurtcarquaf, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fidnurtcarquaf, he will turn you into a goat.

Fidnurtcarquaf's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fidnurtcarquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow swans, for they are unholy.

2. Hide if nine dogs approach from the west.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Erect six tin sculptures of Fidnurtcarquaf on top of important buildings.