Fiddundab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, clever jaguar.

Fiddundab created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fiddundab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fiddundab, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fiddundab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fiddundab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never wear indigo rings.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Never play with disobedient children.