Listbestbif is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient owl.

Listbestbif created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listbestbif, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Listbestbif, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Listbestbif's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Listbestbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Listbestbif's priests.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.