Tadmonsit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective swan.

Tadmonsit created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadmonsit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tadmonsit, he will be very sad.

Tadmonsit's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tadmonsit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Retreat if seven eagles approach from the south.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not stand on grass.