Vadqueegtar is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured
raccoon.
Vadqueegtar created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vadqueegtar, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Vadqueegtar, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Vadqueegtar's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Vadqueegtar's Holy Commandments1. Always help hamsters.
2. Do not laugh in public.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never mention goats.
5. Hide from black horses for they are unholy.