Vadqueegtar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured raccoon.

Vadqueegtar created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadqueegtar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vadqueegtar, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vadqueegtar's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Vadqueegtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Hide from black horses for they are unholy.